Old School Method: Add 1 teaspoon of Dijon Mustard to a bowl. If using honey, do so now and mix with the mustard. Slowly add the vinegar so that the ingredients are incorporated thoroughly. Now, almost drop by drop at first, begin adding the oil, whisking until it is “absorbed” by the vinegar mixture. We are looking for very, very, small droplets of oil floating on the surface. Once half of the oil is incorporated, it can be added a little more quickly. When emulsified, add the seasonings and sweetener. Lastly, slowly add the water. Done! And, it only took 20 minutes of constant whisking. You’re a beast! Yeah! Now, show us your muscles.